Ashton sharing his jelly beans with the fans +



COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]



prettyboystyles:

i was looking at the scans of the 2015 annual and

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this is literally the least surprising thing i’ve ever read

like

i never knew this

but somehow i knew this



punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do



» Police: Man who fired officer's gun at city hall was high on mushrooms, had 'superhuman strength'

chescaleigh:

sonofbaldwin:

Get into this.

An 18-year-old white dudebro high on mushrooms breaks into a government building acting wild as fuck.

Dudebro goes BUCK on several police officers.

During his all-out bucktitude, he manages to break out of handcuffs and grab a police officer’s gun.

HE FIRES OFF A SHOT from this gun.

A gang of the keystone cops finally subdue him and take his precious ofay ass off to be booked.

NOW.

Let’s imagine how this shit would have gone down if dudebro was black:

"Police officers shot and killed a black man acting erratically in a government building yesterday. They fired a total of 1,169 times. They said he made furtive movements and that his keys looked like a gun. An autopsy revealed that the man was on crack, heroin, and the marijuana, and his blood alcohol was 856 times the legal limit. Police say he has a criminal record dating back to 1956, before even his parents were born."

This is implicit and institutionalized white supremacy in action.


H/T Brennan Proctor

Next up, we’ll find out about what a good kid he was. Right? 



realitytvgifs:

Life lessons.



  • fashion tip: wear black on the first day of school so you're ready for the funeral of your happiness


it’s the 6th day of school and i already want to get hit by a car 



befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better



irwiggle:

waterfallwonderland:

YEAH FUCK MY DOOR DUDE. FUCK IT!! I AM SO SORRY FOR ASKING.

YOU LOOK SO GOOD

Pls ily



giddytf2:

propertyofseverustsnape:

neonbrightblack:

Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.

always reblog

Yes.



bvsedjesus:

#TeamNeverLeakANude